03-14-2020, 12:07 AM
Major League Baseball... no more spring training, and a delayed start to the 2020 season.
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It looks as if "my" Detroit Tigers aren't going to set any record for losses for an MLB team (unless you count the sick joke 1899 Cleveland Spiders "major") this year. Of course the joke about the current Tigers is... what have the Detroit Tigers made of people in Grand Rapids, Kalamazoo, and Battle Creek?
...Cubs fans!
The Tigers, trying to avoid misrepresenting themselves, were considering naming themselves as a dog breed -- until it was discovered that dogs have too much in common with tigers (power, ability, speed, cunning, voracity, and strength -- dogs are even stronger and more powerful than tigers for their size)... and "Golden Retrievers" suggests that the team actually catches baseballs. Whoops!
OK, so much for the jokes about one of the worst baseball teams ever... Major League Baseball takes CORVID-19 more seriously than I take a team that I used to cheer often before it became a sick joke. At least nobody is going to get sick and die from watching Detroit Tigers baseball.
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It looks as if "my" Detroit Tigers aren't going to set any record for losses for an MLB team (unless you count the sick joke 1899 Cleveland Spiders "major") this year. Of course the joke about the current Tigers is... what have the Detroit Tigers made of people in Grand Rapids, Kalamazoo, and Battle Creek?
...Cubs fans!
The Tigers, trying to avoid misrepresenting themselves, were considering naming themselves as a dog breed -- until it was discovered that dogs have too much in common with tigers (power, ability, speed, cunning, voracity, and strength -- dogs are even stronger and more powerful than tigers for their size)... and "Golden Retrievers" suggests that the team actually catches baseballs. Whoops!
OK, so much for the jokes about one of the worst baseball teams ever... Major League Baseball takes CORVID-19 more seriously than I take a team that I used to cheer often before it became a sick joke. At least nobody is going to get sick and die from watching Detroit Tigers baseball.
The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the dedicated Communist but instead the people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction, true and false, no longer exists -- Hannah Arendt.