I VOTE YES ON CALEXIT!

[Eric the Green]

Boy, toll roads, with Trump's name on them. And stadiums. Certainly another incentive for me to stay home in CA and the West Coast, or maybe flyover to the East (with possible stops in Denver and Chicago), and not venture into forbidding, gun-totin,' hillbilly, red-neck, anti-hippie, anti-intellectual, reactionary, feudal/tribal/medieval-style toll and tariff-collecting Trumpland, with his name posted everywhere-- the absentee landlord of the place. I won't even be able to drive there without paying through the nose; not to mention maybe getting shot in some open-carry state, or run off the interstate by a big rig. Here, we just have a few tolls to go over a few bridges. And the money doesn't go to Trump and his cronies. I have more in common with most other nations than I do with Trumpland; only places like the Congo or Saudi Arabia would be more alien to me. It's too bad; I like to travel and see how the other half lives. But now I have to PAY for that dubious pleasure? Not to mention put my life and limb in danger?

Yes, I know there are dangerous places in Chicago I wouldn't want to go to either. But you can have Trump's Detroit and Milwaukee.... enough black folks there didn't even bother to get out and vote to keep from being absorbed into orange menace land......

OK Odin, care to take the bait?