I VOTE YES ON CALEXIT!

[SomeGuy]

Quote:Year and years of creepy old tea party codgers screaming in our faces, with Rush and Shawn shouting at us, shutting our government down and now your guy is in there seeking to destroy everything; yup, your side did well with those tactics. Now it's our turn.

Oh, you meant Republicans in general.  Well, have fun tearing into that strawman, Eric.  I'm sure he had it coming. 

Quote:Talking and shouting is still not a war. And politics as usual? Give me a break.

So yeah, present politics as usual.  Ok.

Lemme know when you actually bother to leave your state and put this grand crusade into action.

Quote:We are fucking polarized between the side that wants to tear everything down and the side that wants to create a nation of peace and justice for all.

Oh, are those the options we are fighting over?  I had been wondering. 

Quote:Your preachers. Your side is the religious right; you've got lots of loud, ugly preachers. We need to trot ours out. We're going to get louder and pushier.

Make sure you get all the celebrities to weigh in.  I'm sure THAT will tip the scales, this time.

Quote:How much I know, demonstrated here over and over again without any doubt, and how insistent, yes. There's no use arguing anymore. You can have your red state coal and oil and allow pollution of our air and water. That's your side's solution. We have a better way, and we're going for it. If you try to stop us, we'll exit or crusade it.

That's nice, Eric.  Of course you will.  I just hope for your sake that if this Calexit thing actually goes through that they have somebody else doing the planning.

Quote:I won't need to. The hispanic western states will either vote with us, as they nearly did with one exception already, or leave with us. We don't have to join Mexico; who said so? We've got a bloc of states from Washington to CA and HI and NV and NM and CO, and soon maybe AZ too.

Yup, I'm sure those "hispanics" will all be thrilled as punch to continue picking your strawberries, mowing your lawn, and otherwise gracefully following your political and cultural lead, ad infinitum. 

Sounds like a beautiful new world you're building, Eric.  Nothing but sunshine and rainbows from here on out.