03-01-2019, 09:08 PM
I like to read old jokebooks and such, hence I often find jokes that don't fit that much into our time. This is a thread for them.
Here's one from 1T for a start:
A G.I. tells his wife: "It's time we give the kids the talk how the world really works!"
Wife: "No, please don't, they still so young and innocent!"
Husband (sighs): "Listen - we always told the kids that the good Lord provides the daily bread, Santa brings the gifts, and the stork delivers the babies, right?"
Wife: "Yes - and?"
Husband: "The kids are starting to believe that I was just a useless bum!"
That's typical for 1T - parents who believe in Dr. Spock, "we need idealistic kids" and all that, spoiling them rotten... and that's the result: ungrateful brats who don't know jack!
Here's one from 1T for a start:
A G.I. tells his wife: "It's time we give the kids the talk how the world really works!"
Wife: "No, please don't, they still so young and innocent!"
Husband (sighs): "Listen - we always told the kids that the good Lord provides the daily bread, Santa brings the gifts, and the stork delivers the babies, right?"
Wife: "Yes - and?"
Husband: "The kids are starting to believe that I was just a useless bum!"
That's typical for 1T - parents who believe in Dr. Spock, "we need idealistic kids" and all that, spoiling them rotten... and that's the result: ungrateful brats who don't know jack!