(07-11-2016, 10:34 PM)Eric the Green Wrote:
Also: Michael Vick's Dog Walking service....hunting trips with Dick Cheney....
dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer, a stay at the Bates Hotel, John Wayne Gacy's babysitting service., and Jerry Sandusky's football camp. All more trustworthy than the orange menace.
...a date with Jodi Arias or Aileen Wuornos.
...tax advice from Skitch Henderson's accountant.
...a lecture on WWII history by David Irving
...a prescription from Michael Jackson's physician.
...Inspire Magazine (publication of the Islamic State)
...the North Korean News Agency.
...a psychological evaluation by James Grigson (typically good for proving that one is an incurable sociopath who needs to be executed in Texas.)
...a trip to the zoo with the jerks who threw stuff into the Big Cat cages at the San Francisco Zoo. Heck, even going on a walk with them anywhere there happen to be large carnivores. (Medium-sized dogs are large Carnivores).
The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the dedicated Communist but instead the people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction, true and false, no longer exists -- Hannah Arendt.