03-11-2020, 01:21 PM
** 11-Mar-2020 World View: Bats
What’s the first thing bats learn at school?
The alpha-bat.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a vampire bat?
Love at first byte.
What do you call a bat in a belfry?
A dingbat.
Why do vampire bats drink blood?
Because coffee keeps them awake at night.
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
What did the bat say to the vampire?
“You suck”.
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(03-11-2020, 12:56 PM)Tim Randal Walker Wrote: > I was looking at an article about the Marburg virus. It has been
> discovered in bats in west Africa.
> How do you quarantine bats?
What’s the first thing bats learn at school?
The alpha-bat.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a vampire bat?
Love at first byte.
What do you call a bat in a belfry?
A dingbat.
Why do vampire bats drink blood?
Because coffee keeps them awake at night.
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
What did the bat say to the vampire?
“You suck”.
![[Image: 2012-02-02-20120124_The_Bat_Mobile-187b28e2.png]](http://invisibules.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2012-02-02-20120124_The_Bat_Mobile-187b28e2.png)
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