08-14-2016, 08:25 AM
According to my cosmic calculations, if Jesus Christ returned and ran as a write in candidate he could defeat both Hillary and The Donald.
Unfortunately, he won't run until the Israelis take over Temple Mount, raze the Dome of the Rock, and rebuild the Temple. The Israelis are also such sticklers for tradition they'll likely want to rebuild the Temple right, historically accurate, so construction won't be complete in time for the upcoming US elections.
Oh? What? This post is in the wrong place? Cosmic calculations belong in the Astrology forum?
But it does seem more likely than so many other ridiculous suggestions on this thread for how third party candidates might win. Jesus Christ has the name recognition and favorability poll numbers to pull it off. Well, there is the sex scandal involving Mary Magdalene, but in modern times he could likely shake that off.
Unfortunately, he won't run until the Israelis take over Temple Mount, raze the Dome of the Rock, and rebuild the Temple. The Israelis are also such sticklers for tradition they'll likely want to rebuild the Temple right, historically accurate, so construction won't be complete in time for the upcoming US elections.
Oh? What? This post is in the wrong place? Cosmic calculations belong in the Astrology forum?
But it does seem more likely than so many other ridiculous suggestions on this thread for how third party candidates might win. Jesus Christ has the name recognition and favorability poll numbers to pull it off. Well, there is the sex scandal involving Mary Magdalene, but in modern times he could likely shake that off.
That this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.