06-23-2021, 01:42 PM
** 23-Jun-2021 World View: Babylon Bee headlines
These headlines are from the daily e-mail from Babylon Bee:
Here's an article that was published last month:
*** BabylonBee(05/6/2021): White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black
Man Acquires ID
https://babylonbee.com/news/white-libera...cquires-id
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White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID
May 6th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
HAMPTON FALLS, IA—White liberals gathered in the town of Hampton Falls
were shocked and astonished as local black man, accountant, and father
of three Michael Sparkton walked right into a DOT office and acquired
an ID without any assistance from liberals whatsoever.
"It was amazing -- he was smart, clean, and articulate enough to walk
right in and acquire the ID without consulting us white people at
all," said anti-racist activist Chloe Ryder to reporters. "He walked
right in and got the ID, no questions asked. We thought it would be
way above his intelligence level because, well. You know what I'm
saying, right? Yeah. You know."
Reporters said they did not know, and Ryder was forced to whisper,
"because he's black and I don't think he's capable of doing it!"
At publishing time, the liberals were amazed to see he had walked up
to a vending machine and purchased a bottle of water all by himself.
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Here's an article that was published last month:
*** BabylonBee(05/6/2021): White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black
Man Acquires ID
https://babylonbee.com/news/white-libera...cquires-id
- Black man acquires ID as open-mouthed white liberals look on
White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID
May 6th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
HAMPTON FALLS, IA—White liberals gathered in the town of Hampton Falls
were shocked and astonished as local black man, accountant, and father
of three Michael Sparkton walked right into a DOT office and acquired
an ID without any assistance from liberals whatsoever.
"It was amazing -- he was smart, clean, and articulate enough to walk
right in and acquire the ID without consulting us white people at
all," said anti-racist activist Chloe Ryder to reporters. "He walked
right in and got the ID, no questions asked. We thought it would be
way above his intelligence level because, well. You know what I'm
saying, right? Yeah. You know."
Reporters said they did not know, and Ryder was forced to whisper,
"because he's black and I don't think he's capable of doing it!"
At publishing time, the liberals were amazed to see he had walked up
to a vending machine and purchased a bottle of water all by himself.
